Who are you?
You’ll know when I know.
No, really. Who are you?
I’m just a fangirl, standing in front of an internet, asking it to love her.
Where are you?
You want my address? It’s T-O-A-S-T.
Are you going to review the whole series?
The whole series including the movies.
Even Seasons 8 and 9?
Yes, even Seasons 8 and 9.
Because I’m self-diagnosed with a mild case of OCD – I can’t stop in the middle.
Do you write all your own reviews?
Yes, except the ones I don’t – They’re conveniently marked “Guest Post.”
Would it be okay if I wrote a Guest Post?
Yes! Send me a submission: firstname.lastname@example.org
I’m on Season “X”. Is it too late/early to join the discussion?
Never! Feel free to chime in wherever /whenever. Don’t be “scurred.”
Why don’t some of the episode numbers match up with their order? Can’t you count?
It’s not me, it’s that mysterious thing called “production order.” Episodes weren’t always aired in the order they were shot.
This is addicting. Where can I find more current, fan-based reviews of The X-Files?
Please check out the “Phile Reviews” category under my links. There’s hours and hours worth of entertaining reading to behold. The insight is out there.
What will you do when this is over?
Cry. And then start watching The X-Files all over again.
Are you available for parties?
Provided you can handle my performance rider… yes.